Tina Fey:

Tina Fey

Information: Name: Tina Fey Born: 1970-05-18 Height: 1.64

Filmography: Late Night with Conan O'Brien (2002), 30 Rock (2007), 60 Minutes (2004), Saturday Night Live (2002), Master Mind (2010)

Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice. RapereFrangcv
Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth. GormantMelbournezz
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?' His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?' Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!' RichardGereScirlocgL
Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair ! RadmundChanielVo
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs ! NormandEmilolW
Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world ! FiskeMasselinMZ
Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook ! HaethowineRousselBo
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately IakovosCosimopi
Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer. AkimEliasVT
Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class. "What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a herring-aid." WardenHoraceSs