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Eibach Springs Launches Support Group for Fender Gap Victims

GAPS ANONYMOUSCorona, Calif. (June 6, 2011) — Automotive suspension manufacturer, Eibach Springs, Inc. is coming to the aid of victims of "excessive fender gap" with a pioneering new support program.

As reports of anti-fender gap behavior increase, and the number of 'gap' related driving incidents continue to climb, Eibach Springs has been prompted into action - founding Gaps Anonymous.

GA Center Director, Dr. Rathlein explains, "Listen, this is a real problem. Ignoring it won't make it go away. Excessive fender gap is a disease. It's offensive to people and it incites anti-social behavior. We provide the cure to close the gap. GA is a safe place. Victims can share their story, work the steps, and find serenity, along with a dramatically improved standard of life."

As one of the GA's early success stories, Geoffrey Price attests first hand to the type of malicious behavior sufferers can expect to experience. "I honestly thought life couldn't get any worse," said Price. "For me, I hit bottom when a beautiful, but appalled girl threw a rabid raccoon through my driver's window at a stop sign, after macing me only moments earlier."

The dangers of excessive fender gap, aka 'EFG,' aren't limited to personal attacks. Increased body-roll and poor braking characteristics have also led to documented cases of low speed passenger ejection and rear ending.

Helping to overcome the initial stumbling block for many 'Gaptives,' Eibach Springs has incentivized GA. In return for admitting their problem and posting a photo of their 'EFG' on the Gaps Anonymous Facebook App, members will receive a 10% discount on select Eibach products. Decided by their peers, the member most deserving of being fast-tracked to recovery will receive a full Eibach Suspension System.

Sufferers can join the program at www.GapsAnonymous.com.
Geoffrey Price's remarkable video testimony can be viewed here.
To download a high-resolution Eibach logo, click here. For the photo, click here.

Established in 1951, Eibach is today the world leader in performance suspension technology. Whether it's Formula 1, Touring Car or NASCAR—more championships have been won by vehicles equipped with Eibach Springs! This performance edge is engineered into every legendary Eibach Pro-Kit or Sportline spring kit we make—with the ride quality you expect. From performance springs, shocks and sway bars—to ride height adjustable coil-overs and wheel spacers—Eibach suspension components will help your car or truck perform at its best. It's no wonder that Eibach is the #1 Choice of Motorsport Champions and Automotive Enthusiasts worldwide! Visit the Eibach website at http://performance-suspension.eibach.com for more information.

Gaps Anonymous is a fictitious group, created for promotional and entertainment purposes only. 'Membership,' as a result of posting a photograph, carries no benefits, privileges, or rights, other than an entry into the Eibach contest. Eibach Springs, Inc. has the utmost respect and appreciation for legitimate support groups, organizations, and recovery programs. No offense is intended.

All GA participants will receive access to a 10% direct to consumer rebate—starting now until August 31, 2011. Click here for more details.

Comments

 

cpandcc89GT said:

I got bad fender gap and I am seriously sometimes embarrassed by it, but owning a 22 year car makes me have to buy other necessary things before I can buy some new springs. If this is serious, someone explain to me where to post my pic bcuz I'd enjoy a free set of springs!

June 7, 2011 2:32 AM
 

btaylor said:

Here is the link to the Facebook page to enter.

apps.facebook.com/.../redirect.html

June 7, 2011 2:55 PM
 

cpandcc89GT said:

thanks!

June 11, 2011 3:37 AM
 

lgongiiooj said:

They are so nice

please plut: www . soozone . com

June 16, 2011 10:04 AM
 

Rich said:

yea eibach kit on my 92 gt the front sits up higher and looks dumb i am also embarassed by this make some new front springs and i will buy if u sell for 100 or less

June 30, 2011 3:14 AM

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Been around cars and the car culture my whole life. Built up a 1957 Chevy truck for my first vehicle when I was 14, with a straight 6, split mainfold and 3 one barrel carbs. (It sounded like an angry Cessna!). I have owned a 1997 Camaro, a few trucks, fixed up a wrecked 1995 Mustang convertible and currently drive a 1997 Supercharged Regal GS and the wife drives a 2007 Suburban LTZ. I have a 11 year old girl and an 8 year old girl and a 2 year old girl! I love to play Little Big Planet, Madden football and Singstar on my PS3, golf and just about all sports. Go Mavs, Stars, Rangers and Cowboys!!!